It must be awesome to be a rock because you just live there, nude, you don’t sleep and you’re just enjoying the view. You’re in your own bed of geodude-looking rocks and you don’t get to eat, right? So you wanna cry, right? But you can’t fuck either ’cause you’re a fucking rock. Still, we feel no pain. That why rocks rock. Case closed.
-Brock Gunderson… not! It’s me.